Ready for the Play-Offs!!

Thanks for sending this, dad!

A man goes to the Pittsburgh Steeler ticket office and inquires about purchasing play-off tickets. The ticket teller replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the Steelers did not make it to the play-offs.

The following day the same man goes to the Pittsburgh Steeler ticket office and inquires about purchasing Steeler play-off tickets. The ticket teller politely replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the Steelers did not make it to the play-offs.

This goes on for an entire week. The man goes to the Steeler ticket office inquiring about play-off tickets and the teller says none are for sale because the Steelers did not make it to the play-offs.

Another week of this goes by and the man still is asking the ticket teller about Steeler play-off tickets. Finally the ticket teller in a loud voice says, I'VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS THERE WERE NOT ANY TICKETS AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE STEELERS DID NOT MAKE THE PLAY-OFFS.

The man replied, "I know. I drive all the way from Baltimore just to hear you say that!"

year in facebook summation

Florida Crazies - Maybe the humidity has gone to their brains?

I've said for years now that anytime you hear some crazy story on the news, it's likely that it occurred in Florida. People have questioned me on this, so I decided to start keeping a list:

"Pack of raccoons mauls 74-year-old woman" - http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33175101/

"Body buried under 8 feet of trash in home " - http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33226604/ns/us_news-weird_news/

"No joke: College removes zombie plan from site" - http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33130861/ns/us_news-weird_news/

"US Teen Torched Over $43 Video Game" - http://my.mmosite.com/blog/swordson/blog/item/283b256322f03b7a3997ae4f594df7f8.html

"Retirement Community Fights To Evict 6-Year-Old Girl" - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/21/retirement-community-figh_n_328396.html

"Half Bearded Man Arrested" - http://www.buzzfeed.com/tabloidprodigy/half-bearded-man-arrested-2qd

"Police: Fla. man stole ferret by hiding it in pants" - http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33531981/ns/us_news-weird_news/?GT1=43001

"Wet girlfriend throws lava lamp at jealous boyfriend" - http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/lamp-22065-lava-girlfriend.html

"Woman didn't know she was pregnant, gives birth -- now hospital is sued" - http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/oct/07/woman-didnt-know-she-was-pregnant-gives-birth----n/

"Fla. wildlife officer loses gator at show and tell" - http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33557291?GT1=43001

"Police: Florida wife faked her own abduction" - http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/33600013/ns/today-today_people/?GT1=43001

"Murder Suspect Dances In Jail House Video" - http://www.wftv.com/news/21127311/detail.html

"Man Calls 911 For Incorrect Subway Order" - http://www.kold.com/Global/story.asp?S=8791080

"Tot missing for 5 days found alive under bed" - http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33648247/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts

"Police: Homestead woman passed out in SUV with kids in back" - http://www.miamiherald.com/news/southflorida/story/1303562.html

"Woman on crack binge arrested after faking her own kidnapping for $200 ransom" - http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2009/nov/07/woman-crack-binge-fake-kidnapping-ransom/

"Tampa man calls 911, asks for sex; he gets jail instead" - http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/tampa-man-calls-911-asks-for-sex-gets-jail-instead/1051255

"Fla. police seek alleged bad breath bank robber" - http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5htOUwhqNc_CvKzWKBzCSRWLGl91gD9C1GN2O0

"Cops: Woman makes threat to delay flight" - http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34214814/

"Florida Woman Accused of Attacking Boyfriend With Raw Meat" - http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,579798,00.html?test=latestnews

"Makeup hides neo-Nazi's swastika in court" - http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE5B74FP20091208?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=69

"Man Chokes To Death On Marijuana After Arrest" - http://cbs4.com/local/pot.bust.death.2.1365857.html


and the reigning champion:

LATARIAN "I wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friends" MILTON:

Birthday Freebies

I love free stuff, and since my birthday is coming up, people just keep throwing it at me!

_X_ Free Entree at Moe's
___ Buy 1 Get 1 Free at Rita's
___ Free Bowl of Noodles at Noodles & Company
___ Free Appetizer at Damon's
___ Free Cup of Ice Cream at Cold Stone Creamery
___ Free Dessert at T.G.I. Friday's
___ Free gift at Aerie (this will be harder, all the way in Annapolis)
_X_ Free lip gloss at Sephora
_X_ Free burger at Ruby Tuesday's

Three of these are in Waldorf...might be worth a trip up there! :)

Addictive

tempting, so very tempting...

the ad that keeps popping up on facebook since brittanny & i ended our "engagement"...haha!

A.D.D.

1. What are your initials? BLG

2. What is your favorite thing to wear? skirts & dresses

3. Last thing you ate? kudos bar

4. One place you will NEVER eat at? the entire country of China

5. I say Shotgun, you say: party

6. Last person you hugged? Mom or Brent, don't recall

7. Does anyone you know wanna date you? no

8. Would you date anyone you met online? no

9. Name something you like physically about yourself: eyes

10. The last place you went out to dinner to? bk

11. Who is your best friend? Britt Britt

12. What time of the day is it? afternoon

13. Who/What made you angry today? nothing

14. Baseball or Football? football

15. Ever gone skinny dipping? no

16. Favorite type of Food? italian

17. Favorite holiday: Easter or Thanksgiving

18. Do you download music: yep

19. Do you care if your socks are dirty? yes

20. Opinion of Chinese symbol tattoos? cheesy

21. Would you date the person who posted this? haha, no

22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally? no

23. Do you love anyone? love? yes. in love? no.

24. Are colored contact lenses sexy? ??

25. Have you ever bungee jumped? yes, sky diving next

26. Have you ever gone white-water rafting? yes!! going again next month. yay!!

27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you? yeah

28. How many pets do you have? Bootsie!

29. Have you met a real redneck? umm...i'm from west virginia :)

30. How is the weather right now? humid

31. What are you listening to right now? cmt radio

32. What is your current favorite song? "Always the Love Songs" - Eli Young Band

33. What was the last movie you watched? Frost/Nixon...excellent

34. Do you wear contacts? no

35. Where was the last place you went besides your house? work

36. What are you afraid of? spiders, snakes & Amish people

37. How many piercings have you had? 4 (all in ears)

38. What piercings do you want? none

39. What's one thing you've learned this year? lots of stuff

41. What Magazines are you reading? none

42. Have you ever fired a gun? yeah, i want to go again soon!

43. Are you missing someone? always

44. Favorite TV show? True Blood!! Sunday!! yay!

45. Do you have an obession with WoW? i don't even know what that is

46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb? reese witherspoon. people are kind. and liars. :)

47. What celeb do you look like? reference above

48. Who would you like to see right now? certain people

49. Favorite movie of all time? Bridget Jones's Diary

50. Do you find yourself loved? yeah

51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't suppose to? oh yeah...lol

52. Favorite smell? daisy by marc jacobs

53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn? salted

54. Ever put a friend in a cop car on JukePix.com? nope

56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away recently? no thank god

57. Our Lady Peace or Nickelback? neither

58. What's something that really bugs you? bad drivers

59. Do you like Michael Jackson? old stuff

60. Taco Bell or Burger King? bk

61. What's your favorite perfume? daisy by marc jacobs

62. Favorite baseball team? O's baby!

63. Ever call a 1-900 phone number? no

64. Nipple or Nose rings? gross

65. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep? like 22 hours. i like sleep

66. Last time you went bowling? i think i went a couple thanksgivings ago w/the Gill's

67. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? some random guy's twonhouse at smcm comes to mind

68. Who was your last phone call? Tennille

69. Last time you were at work? right now...oops!

70. What's the closest orange object to you? Brady Anderson bobblehead

trying to distract myself cause i'm so excited for tomorrow!

How many people did you kiss in the month of April?
1

Are you comfortable with your height?
I wish I were 2 inches taller

When was the last time you did something illegal?
speeding? all the time

Think back to yesterday, what were you doing around this time?
asleep on the couch :)

Do you ever apologize first?
yeah, even if i shouldn't :) don't like conflict

Are you taller than 5'5"?
oui, 5'7"

Will this weekend be a good one?
man, i hope so!! roanoke should be a good time.

Name one person you don't see as much as you wish:
Just one? Brittanny

Does anything on your body hurt right now?
my head has hurt for the past week...stupid allergies

When was the last time you went shopping?
just went to cvs

Would you ever get a tattoo?
for sure

Do you think making out is slutty?
i guess not

Do you want to change your name?
no

What did you do for your last birthday?
went to dinner at outback & cheesburger for drinks. tiki got rained out :(

ABOUT YOU :

Relationship Status:
single

Zodiac sign?
libra

Have any piercings?
4

Tattoos?
0, so far

Is there a meaning behind your profile song?
oh this is for myspace, that's right...i don't remember what it is

Has anyone told you they missed you lately?
yeah

Could you go a week without your phone?
i'd rather not

Are you shy?
those who don't know me think i'm quiet, those who do wish i were :)

Do you wear any rings?
yep

What color are your eyes?
blue

I've lost all respect for:
???

Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
oh yeah

Have you ever been around someone who was high?
yeah

Three days from now will you be in a relationship?
definitely not

Is there someone you don't ever want to be out of your life?
of course

What's the most important part of a relationship in your opinion?
i wouldn't know

What are you currently hearing right now?
Vicky Christina Barcelona

Is it hard for you to get over someone?
sometimes

Were you happy when you woke up today?
tired!

What's on your schedule for tomorrow?
work, driving to roanoke w/Brent, backstage at the Keith Urban concert & the Keith Urban concert!!

Do you have a friend that is a complete and total flirt around everyone?
not really

How long have you liked the person you do?
n/a

Do you think your first love affects the way you go on with life?
again, i wouldn't know

What are you wearing?
a pink & white striped skirt :)

Do you like the movie "Step Brothers''?
haha, yeah...boats 'n hoes!

Do you feel like anyone doesn't care about you like you care for them?
yeah

Have you ever kissed someone in a vehicle?
yeah

Do you wish you could move?
YES!!!!

What is something you need to go shopping for?
some ray ban wayfarer sunglasses

What turns you off?
ehh

Do you know how it feels to be cheated on?
no

Do you have a good relationship with your mother?
most definitely

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
my penguin tattoo!

Are you waiting for a phone call?
no

What was the last bad thing that happened to your phone?
does a really mean text message that woke me up sunday count? haha

soo excited!!

taking a break & i like surveys

Let's start it off with, are you available?
for sure

How far away is the person you miss?
there's several, but georgia comes to mind

If you were to die today would your life be complete?
no!!

Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
Jamie Leigh

Were you happy when you woke up today?
no! i only got like 4 hours of sleep

How long does it take for you to take a shower?
10 mins...15 if i shave :)

Has anyone told you that they would always be there for you?
not that i specifically recall

Do you remember who you liked in 4th grade?
yeah...haha. he totally liked me in 7th grade, but i totally blew it.

When was the last time you went to the mall?
i went to an outlet mall in Napa with Rach a week ago

Are you a fast typer?
not as fast as i should be

Whats on your bed right now?
messed up blankets

Is there someone who you can spend every minute with and be happy?
definitely not, i get sick of people :)

Do you want to have kids?
not particularly

Have you ever watched a movie you hated but someone else loved?
Monty Python & Star Wars!

Who is your last text from and what does it say?
Brent: "I have to have respect for our change of command we will talk more goin to bed" talking about going to Roanoke friday

Latest you stayed up in the past week?
around 4 am...thursday, friday, saturday & sunday. jet lag is fun!

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoo?
still getting the lil pink penguin on my back...eventually. maybe after brittanny moves back

MACY'S gift card or Hollister gift card?
Macy's

At what age do you want to be married?
no thanks

Do you know anyone who is pregnant?
yep :)

Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
no

Have you ever kissed someone who's name starts with a N?
no

What are you excited about this weekend?
YES! going backstage at the Keith Urban concert in Roanoke!

What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
just got to work

Are you a jealous person?
not usually

Do you get along with girls?
yes. i've found that girls that can only get along with guys are usually all drama.

If someone liked you would you want them to tell you?
i'll cross that bridge if i ever get to it...haha

Are you too forgiving?
for sure. really hard for me to hold a grudge most of the time.

Are you happy with life?
ehh...i've been better. it'll pass though

What are you craving right now?
sleep

Can you cook?
no! i can bake though

Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
yeah, i can obsess about things, not only people

Would you ever get a tattoo?
yes

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
i highly doubt it. my boy-repellent scent is pretty strong...lol

Would you go in public looking like you do right now?
yeah, i'm already at work

Do you like to cuddle?
not particularly

What did you wear to sleep last night?
t-shirt...i'm so over wearing pants & that includes while in bed. hahahaha!

Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
yeah

Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
Old Navy

I’ll bet you miss someone right now?
yep

Are you mad at someone?
nope

Do you get cranky when you’re hungry?
no

How long have you known the last person you talked to on the phone?
my whole life

Are you afraid of clowns?
Yes! not as much as Jen though!

What did you learn today?
about the Birdman from Alcatraz, Robert Stroud. i was just at Alcatraz, so it's not that random :)